Help fund the first Tobuscus Adventures Game - a mobile game based on the series featuring wizards, zombies, innovative spellcasting and animated cut-scenes!
i can’t wait for summer i’m gonna go to the beach and go to parties and this is a complete lie i will most likely blog all night and sleep all day
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
Steinway and Fruitcake
Loafy Sir and Fuck You Cat
Umbreon, Flash, Muffins, Precious, Bear, and Tiger
Ferris and Mewler
Penny, Starbuck, Silver.